Smartest Men Alive

In the above picture may be the two smartest men alive in the universe. You can't totally make both of them out but i'll describe them to you. The one behind one of the players (of whose head is only visible) is actually wearing a pimped out, pink shirt, unbuttoned at the top. He also carries around a cell phone while strutting around on the diamond. The second guy in the forefront of this picture, is unshaven, hair deshevelled, looking like he just rolled out of bed in the same shirt he is currently wearing, after a long night of drinking.

Here's the scenario. After the Lumas game at York Mills ended at around 8pm, a mass of pretty girls starting arriving at the park. It was incredible. i could not figure out what was going on. Was this an all girls league? As we watched them warm up, it was apparent that they all sucked. They couldn't swing a bat or throw very well. What was going on?

As i thought about it, and observed the two guys amongst the swarm of girls, i came to the realization that this was the biggest scam on the face of the earth. Two guys had put together two all girl teams, which played each other every sunday at 8pm at York Mills (take note, gentlemen). And it was obvious that the teams were not made of the most talented girls athletically, but only the prettiest, girls with the fittest physiques. The girls were forced to wear tight t-shirts with the names "Ball Breakers" and "Master Batters" <---- omg! lawl

"Hello Sir, may i shake your hand?"

I have decided to graciously start an all girls team myself next year. Not for my own sake of course, but to help Sam Wong and Alan Tang find girlfriends. i know, i know. It is a difficult sacrifice. But it is something i must do for my lifelong brethrens. This may be the most selfless thing i have ever done. We will coach two Christian, all girl teams. Edmond has agreed to umpire the games. In fact, Julie has given me her every blessing and support for just how giving i am with my time in order to help Alan and Sam and girls athletics. Registration would be free. Please send photo applications to my email (bri_leung@yahoo.ca).

For those of you nay-sayers that doubt that this most charitable plan would never work, let me explain to you how easy it is. i asked Jessica Sit last night,

"Hey Jess! You know what i'm gonna do? i'm gonna start an all girl's league and registration is free! Doesn't that sound like fun!?! You get to play with all girls with no boys to pick on you. i'll even coach you and provide team tshirts! You just have to send me a photo applicaton!"

Jess:

"That does sound like fun! Can I invite my friends!!? I have a bunch of them that would want to play!"

Bri (pausing):

".........OF COURSE YOU CAN!"

So easy.....So easy.

i hope that everyone takes this very seriously.